i am away from my computer

Facebook Friends ?

2009-06-08T15:51:00.001-07:00

Weeding out my friend list. If we don't really know each other, you're probably next. And no, I don't feel guilty. I feel GOOD.

Facebook Friends ?, originally uploaded by jurvetson.

vegetarian welcome

2009-06-08T15:48:00.001-07:00

"Nothing will benefit human health and increase chances for survival of life on earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet." Albert Einstein.

vegetarian welcome, originally uploaded by randomidea.

Dung Beetle Fury

2009-06-08T15:46:00.001-07:00

"it is better to aim for the stars and miss then to aim at a pile of dung and hit." - Thomas Wood, Pyrojuggler

Dung Beetle Fury, originally uploaded by roblerner.

Women

2009-06-08T15:45:00.001-07:00

As Women we naturally walk in disguise! Our talents and strengths most often hidden and masked behind a lady like smile! What we possess is revealed as we are faced with heavy decisions & tough challenges in life! - JA

Colombia, the only risk is wanting to stay, originally uploaded by *L*u*z*a* return to nature.

End-Hate

2009-06-08T15:43:00.001-07:00

I have a tendency to make people hate me... then again, what do I know, no one tells me anything.

End-Hate, originally uploaded by -Marlith-.

Lemons!!

2009-06-08T15:42:00.001-07:00

On Mondays I should receive a fresh supply of lemons to freshen up my vodka.

Lemons!!, originally uploaded by visualdensity.

Fun at sea

2009-06-08T15:41:00.001-07:00

I'm on a boat, it's a big blue watery road... Sailing on Champlain

Fun at sea, originally uploaded by wili_hybrid.

Stacked perfume

2009-06-04T11:42:00.001-07:00

Lady who sat next to me at the airport clearly bathed in cheap perfume. I wonder how bad she NORMALLY smells if she needs that much perfume.

Stacked perfume, originally uploaded by Spigoo.

Dave Matthews Band

2009-06-04T11:41:00.001-07:00

dave matthews saturday night my high school was obsessed with him, now that its blown over I feel like I can finally go enjoy him in concert

Dave Matthews Band, originally uploaded by Shazari.

a way to a healthy life

2009-06-04T11:39:00.001-07:00

I've come to realize I pay my Gym every month like an ex-husband whom I'd want to take the kids and never want to contact.

a way to a healthy life, originally uploaded by Abdullah AL-Naser.

Money

2009-06-01T09:38:00.001-07:00

Gettin' paid today. Yesssssssssss.

Money, originally uploaded by AMagill.

stabbed in the back

2009-06-01T09:37:00.001-07:00

John Doe weird dream i got stabbed by spencer pratt last night, pressed charges and won a million off a settlement... like i said, weird dream

Connor, stabbing Mom in the back, originally uploaded by revjim5000.

Traffic in LA

2009-06-01T09:29:00.001-07:00

Instead of the subway the LA version of bumping into an old friend is pulling up next to them on Cahuenga. However conversation is limited.

Traffic in LA, originally uploaded by ngader.

Cupcake Bowl

2009-05-22T13:22:00.001-07:00

Jane Doe ask me why I brought cupcakes. . .

Cupcake Bowl XLI, originally uploaded by Joe Shlabotnik.

exhausted on the beach

2009-05-22T13:21:00.001-07:00

John Doe is suuuuper jealous of people who come into work smelling like sunscreen with a beach bag

exhausted on the beach, originally uploaded by noborder network.

Plugged into dialysis

2009-05-22T12:44:00.001-07:00

"Kidney dialysis! What is this, the Dark Ages?"

Plugged into dialysis, originally uploaded by newslighter.

Health insurance

2009-05-22T12:43:00.001-07:00

Would like health insurance..

Health insurance, originally uploaded by Vick the Viking.

Chevy Pick-Up

2009-05-22T12:42:00.001-07:00

has out smarted the Chevy Dealership, try charging 600 dollars for a 170 part! hahahahahah

1961 Chevy Pick-Up Truck, originally uploaded by Tony the Misfit.

print

2009-05-22T12:39:00.001-07:00

there's nothing like a nice, fresh, 85-page document fresh off the laser printer. mmm, the smell of chemicals.

so much red, originally uploaded by kvanhorn.

Garfield and Friend...

2009-05-22T12:37:00.001-07:00

Jane Doe garfield and friends. lessons for life.

Garfield and Friend..., originally uploaded by Јerry.

Message from Maggie

2009-04-03T15:10:00.001-07:00

Hey ya'll,
I've been slacking on this blog, I know I know. Life gets away from you sometimes. My new goal is to update this a couple times a week, so be on the lookout for new posts every couple of days.

Thanks!

Late for Work

2009-04-03T15:01:00.001-07:00

John Doe got up today, thinking it was saturday. Therefore, he was an hour late to work.

Late for Work / Tarde pa'l trabajo, originally uploaded by Eneas.

So Gay For Marriage

2009-04-03T14:58:00.001-07:00

John Doe Someone please explain to me how Iowa became more progressive than California? http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090403/ap_on_re_us/iowa_gay_marriage.

So Gay For Marriage, originally uploaded by CarbonNYC.

A bride

2009-04-03T14:56:00.001-07:00

Jane Doe woah.........I'm getting married in less then five hours......breathe angie breathe.

A bride_[hdr], originally uploaded by _neona_.

Bring May Flowers

2009-04-03T14:53:00.001-07:00

Jane Doe they sure were right about those April showers!

09 04 03, originally uploaded by mattjiggins.

no pooping!

2009-04-03T14:52:00.003-07:00

John Doe #followfriday makes me feel warm. Now I have to go follow my dog and pick up his poop which makes my hand feel warm.

no pooping!, originally uploaded by johannal.

WD-40_fun

2009-04-03T14:52:00.001-07:00

Jane Doe owns the world's squeakiest kitten. Anyone got any WD40?

WD-40_fun, originally uploaded by ocean yamaha.

The Big Apple is dangerous!

2009-04-03T14:51:00.001-07:00

Jane Doe heading to the big apple in a few, it'll be nice to feel at home again :-).

The Big Apple is dangerous!, originally uploaded by srboisvert.

Cuddle Bunnies

2009-04-03T14:50:00.001-07:00

Jane Doe is disgusted with people who use pet names for their other half. Barf.

Cuddle Bunnies, originally uploaded by CarbonNYC.

Hostage

2009-04-03T14:49:00.003-07:00

John Doe Sitting at home, 500 yards from the Binghamton hostage situation.

Hostage, originally uploaded by Aaron Van Dike | www.fivegiantsstudio.com |.

DJ

2009-04-03T14:49:00.001-07:00

Jane Doe is on-air for 50 HOUR STRAIGHT. 91.7 FM and vicradio.org.

DJ, originally uploaded by akuepper.

Guess where I am?

2009-04-03T14:46:00.001-07:00

Jane Doe hates her doctors office.

Guess where I am?, originally uploaded by Robert S. Donovan (booleansplit).

The last of the puppies

2009-04-03T14:45:00.001-07:00

Jane Doe needs a puppy.

The last of the puppies, originally uploaded by basykes.

Red plaster socks

2009-04-03T14:44:00.003-07:00

Jane Doe is spending the night on her couch with beer and the red sox.

Red plaster socks, originally uploaded by ItzaFineDay.

Avalanche Andre

2009-04-03T14:44:00.001-07:00

John Doe ..that is pouring like an avalanche, coming down the mountain.

Avalanche Andre part deux, originally uploaded by Andre Charland.

Heart Attack

2009-04-03T14:42:00.003-07:00

Jane Doe is having small, silent heart attacks.

Hosp_1011, originally uploaded by Bludgeoner86.

Two Surfers

2009-04-03T14:42:00.001-07:00

Jane Doe wants to get out of this office and go for a really long swim in the ocean...

Two Surfers, originally uploaded by MikeFinkelstein.

Chicago Skyline

2009-04-03T14:40:00.001-07:00

John Doe beautiful view of the Chicago skyline! chillin' in O'Hare anticipating a weekend of music, friendship, and harmony back on South Hill!

Chicago Skyline, originally uploaded by jadell.

Light at the end of tunnel

2009-03-30T17:23:00.001-07:00

John Doe I'm getting excited about the end, but I'm not excited that it is the end, and I pray that it won't be.

Light at the end of tunnel, originally uploaded by Jsome1.

Having screwdrivers

2009-03-30T17:20:00.001-07:00

John Doe i started my truck with a screw driver... go me.

Having screwdrivers at the Upper deck at Oudtshoorn, originally uploaded by DanieVDM.

Old Photo

2009-03-30T17:17:00.001-07:00

John Doe going through old photos and is feeling sentimental.

Old Photo, originally uploaded by zanaceabuna75.

Stick a fork in me, I'm done

2009-03-30T17:16:00.001-07:00

Jane Doe Dear Monday, Are you done yet? Sincerely, Jane.

Steak: After, originally uploaded by basheertome.

Snow in Spring

2009-03-30T17:12:00.001-07:00

Jane Doe is mocking today's pitiful attempt at snow, knowing that the rest of the week is bringing 50s temps!!! Bring on Spring!!!

Snow in Spring, originally uploaded by David Pfeffer.

Method Man, Warming Up

2009-03-30T17:11:00.001-07:00

John Doe has a method to his madness.

Method Man, Warming Up, originally uploaded by adam.riggall.

cupcakes

2009-03-30T17:10:00.001-07:00

Jane Doe just spent hours making a cake and some cupcakes for John's B-Day Party...I think I may have went overboard...oops!

cupcakes, originally uploaded by miss karen.

sandwich

2009-03-27T14:54:00.001-07:00

John Doe a.d.i.d.a.s. -- all day i dream about sandwiches.

sandwich, originally uploaded by dvs.

Snow War I

2009-03-27T14:53:00.003-07:00

Jane Doe doesn't think it should be 'snowing' in Texas this late in the year. Especially when lately the temperatures have been in the 80's.

The Flickr Snow War I, originally uploaded by Hamed Saber.

Toxic

2009-03-27T14:53:00.001-07:00

Jane Doe "No baby Youuuuuuur Toxic."

Toxic, originally uploaded by John-Morgan.

Foxy Meg

2009-03-27T14:51:00.001-07:00

John Doe Anyone else think Megan Fox is kinda gross and lame?

megan-fox-10120801, originally uploaded by aznviolaguy.

30 Rock

2009-03-27T14:50:00.003-07:00

Jane Doe is lizzing.

30 Rock, originally uploaded by Joe Shlabotnik.

Bruce

2009-03-27T14:50:00.001-07:00

John Doe likes things #82: action movies that take place at Christmas time, i.e. Die Hard, Lethal Weapon, and Die Hard 2.

070622_0036.jpg, originally uploaded by yon_demon.

Recycle Truck

2009-03-27T14:47:00.001-07:00

Jane Doe feels like she was hit by a truck she wasn't actually hit by a truck ...ha.

LEGO 7991 Recycle Truck, originally uploaded by bucklava.

delete fail

2009-03-27T14:46:00.001-07:00

Jane Doe I finally deleted you...... now I need to delete you out of my head...

delete fail, originally uploaded by basibanget.

Sushi Bar

2009-03-27T14:44:00.001-07:00

Jane Doe is happy that I can't eat meat on Friday right now... I can indulge in sushi and some BAD MOTHA' shrimp tonight :).

Sushi Bar - Angle View, originally uploaded by Bill Ward's Brickpile.

Work It

2009-03-27T14:43:00.001-07:00

Jane Doe is standing 20 feet from Prince watching his sound check!

Work It, originally uploaded by wonker.

Take One

2009-03-27T14:41:00.001-07:00

John Doe asks are you real to me? Or are you non-dairy creamer?

Take One, originally uploaded by powerbooktrance.

Wanted: Santa Claus

2009-03-27T14:35:00.001-07:00

Jane Doe i don't believe you...

Wanted: Santa Claus, originally uploaded by kevindooley.

Kelly Clarkson

2009-03-27T14:34:00.001-07:00

John Doe i just watched on youtube kelly clarkson winning american idol, singing a moment like this, and i started crying... here in the office... haha. yes. i'm THAT lame. thank god tom or rachel didn't walk through...haha.

KellyClarksonRiverport01, originally uploaded by shane o mac.

Chess

2009-03-27T14:23:00.001-07:00

John Doe sucks at Chess with Friends. No friend of Chess with Friends, this guy.

Chess, originally uploaded by frankblacknoir.

Chuck Norris Says....

2009-03-01T23:14:00.001-08:00

John Doe is stuck in a blizzard and watching "Walker, Texas Ranger."

Chuck Norris Says...., originally uploaded by Podknox.

Ballerina Munchkin Cow

2009-03-01T23:13:00.001-08:00

Jane Doe is rejoicing with the ballerinas.

Ballerina Munchkin Cow, originally uploaded by Allis0n J.

Newscast

2009-03-01T23:12:00.001-08:00

John Doe needs someone to explain to him how we manage to put on live newscasts every night.

DSC_0186.JPG, originally uploaded by KOMUnews.

OS X 10.5

2009-03-01T23:08:00.001-08:00

John Doe Vista can suck a nut! Switching to XP with a little Linux on the side.

OS X 10.5 (Leopard), originally uploaded by DeclanTM.

long shadow

2009-03-01T23:06:00.001-08:00

Jane Doe loves your long shadows and your gunpowder eyes.

long shadow text-ing, originally uploaded by eye of einstein.

Cherub

2009-03-01T23:04:00.001-08:00

Jane Doe is hey, you, get off of my cloud.

Teshub, originally uploaded by kevindooley.

Snow Day

2009-03-01T23:01:00.001-08:00

John Doe SNOW DAY TOMORROWWWWW!!!! (Yes, Teachers get excited too!)

Snow Day, originally uploaded by √oхέƒx™.

Teepee Cafe

2009-03-01T22:57:00.001-08:00

John Doe found a great new cafe and bought two pieces of art!

Teepee Bar & Cafe, originally uploaded by mfajardo.

Getting ready...

2009-03-01T22:56:00.001-08:00

Jane Doe is getting ready for the parade :).

Super Yosakoi festival, originally uploaded by switchstyle.

Dance with Snow

2009-03-01T22:54:00.001-08:00

Jane Doe is doing her snow dance. And hoping John already did his...

Dance with Snow, originally uploaded by hibino.

Nashville Skyline

2009-03-01T22:52:00.001-08:00

Jane Doe just left the Nashville network- tear. It was time to say goodbye, time to say hello to my options. Come on jobs- find me :D.

Nashville Skyline, originally uploaded by kyle simourd.

Uhaul

2009-03-01T22:47:00.003-08:00

Jane Doe is annoyed that i cant study because of my roommates. maybe i should move.

Uhaul, originally uploaded by Editor B.

Coldfall Wood

2009-03-01T22:47:00.001-08:00

John Doe is at the woods.

Coldfall Wood, London N10, originally uploaded by markhillary.

London calling

2009-03-01T22:46:00.001-08:00

John Doe has call at 6:00am, blech. Goodnight then. Oh wait... gotta at least check the woots first.

The Clash - London calling - 1979, originally uploaded by oddsock.

BarbieDreamHouse

2009-03-01T22:44:00.001-08:00

John Doe just had an awesome past 24 hours thanks to Disney and Dream House! Thank you everyone for coming! (Note: that's what she said).

BarbieDreamHouse, originally uploaded by downing.amanda.

Anxious

2009-03-01T22:37:00.001-08:00

Jane Doe is really nervous about something, but i don't know what :(.

Anxious, originally uploaded by Balamurug@n.

Doing the Waltz

2009-03-01T22:36:00.001-08:00

Jane Doe let me sing you a waltz. out of nowhere, out of my thoughts.

Doing the Waltz, originally uploaded by Daniel Pink.

Job Interview

2009-02-22T23:11:00.001-08:00

John Doe is interview tomorrow...............

Job Interview, originally uploaded by fuzzcat.

Hot Dogs on a Bun

2009-02-22T23:07:00.001-08:00

John Doe has passed away from eating a hot dog.

Hot Dogs on a Bun, originally uploaded by TheBusyBrain.

No Barrier to Affordable Housing

2009-02-22T22:37:00.001-08:00

John Doe is getting tired of VA loan requirements, and just wants to own the house.

Subprime Crisis No Barrier to Affordable Housing, originally uploaded by woodleywonderworks.

Gangster Rat

2009-02-22T22:36:00.001-08:00

John Doe is happy slumdog won and EXCITED for public enemy! Heck yes gangster movies!

Gangster Rat, originally uploaded by May4th.

My new scooter

2009-02-22T22:34:00.001-08:00

John Doe wants to get a 50(cc dirtbike).

My new scooter, originally uploaded by shygantic.

Dustin Lance Black (writer: Milk)

2009-02-22T22:32:00.001-08:00

John Doe thinks Dustin Lance Black and Sean Penn are elogant speakers, and sent wonderful messages tonight...outstanding!

Dustin Lance Black (writer: Milk), originally uploaded by BayerNYC.

Kungfu Panda

2009-02-22T22:31:00.001-08:00

John Doe is very confused. At least I won the Oscar pool tonight.

Kungfu Panda, originally uploaded by BEST PHOTO.

Best Actress Academy Awards

2009-02-22T22:30:00.001-08:00

Jane Doe predicted 22 out of the 24 Oscar categories!

Best Actress Academy Awards, originally uploaded by cliff1066.

Barf

2009-02-05T16:30:00.001-08:00

John Doe is back in New York in 9 days. (Cue a series of countdown status updates. Barf.)

Barf Detergent, originally uploaded by indigoprime.

Ice climbing on Mt. Rainier

2009-02-05T14:48:00.001-08:00

Jane Doe is gobsmacked, but putting on her game face and climbing like a rockstar tonite.

Ice climbing on Mt. Rainier, originally uploaded by Erik Charlton.

Dinosaurs Alive at the Heard

2009-02-05T14:26:00.001-08:00

John Doe ....I like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would be like to be a dinosaur.

Dinosaurs Alive at the Heard, originally uploaded by texas_mustang.

don't freak out!

2009-02-05T12:52:00.001-08:00

John Doe's last status freaked too many people out so he took it down.

don't freak out!, originally uploaded by nickskitch.

unicorns are real

2009-02-05T12:51:00.001-08:00

Jane Doe just saw a unicorn. WTF drugs are these?

unicorns are real, originally uploaded by berbercarpet.

diary: raining today...

2009-02-05T12:50:00.001-08:00

Jane Doe is chanting: RAIN RAIN RAIN!

diary: raining today..., originally uploaded by *Solar ikon*.

Day 98- Anatomy of a Sore Throat

2009-02-05T12:49:00.001-08:00

Jane Doe is in so much pain and can't talk. Text please!

Day 98- Anatomy of a Sore Throat, originally uploaded by badlyricpolice.

Baby

2009-02-05T11:50:00.001-08:00

John Doe is smelling like baby powder. Not sure why?

Waiting, originally uploaded by conorwithonen.

Puppies for Sale

2009-02-05T11:47:00.001-08:00

Jane Doe is to HAPPY all the puppies are SOLD! A little less stress!

Martinee487's Puppies, originally uploaded by kthxema.

Close Up Cuddle

2009-02-05T11:44:00.001-08:00

Jane Doe bloody hell that fucking hurtssss!!!! i need a cuddle :(((.

Close Up Cuddle, originally uploaded by fab4chiky.

21/365 Damn It!

2009-02-05T11:43:00.001-08:00

Jane Doe is jury duty day 2!!

21/365 Damn It!, originally uploaded by JOE M500.

Caution Tape

2009-02-05T11:42:00.003-08:00

Jane Doe just had a run in with a gaffer and some caution tape.

Caution Tape, originally uploaded by Picture Perfect Pose.

Curious George

2009-02-05T11:42:00.001-08:00

John Doe is curiouser and curiouser.

Curious George, Alvin and Oscar, originally uploaded by digitalART2.

Concert

2009-02-05T11:18:00.001-08:00

John Doe is THANK YOU to everyone who came out last night.

Madonna Concert - 'Human Nature' with Britney Spears, originally uploaded by Anirudh Koul.

25 Things

2009-02-05T11:15:00.001-08:00

John Doe refuses to do the 25 things list... get over it.

25 Things, originally uploaded by JOE M500.

Pain

2009-02-05T11:12:00.001-08:00

John Doe just realized that last status update mightve been a little overdramatic. hes fine. but still hates hospitals doctors and pain.

Dependancy on Cosmetics, originally uploaded by ClickFlashPhotos.