8:50pm Othe********:(Autoreply)
who here doesn't do their best thinking in the shower?
Saturday, March 3, 2007
oh momma!
6:21pm island******:(Autoreply)
(watching Meerkat Manor)
Me: Flower's knocked up.
Mom: Again?! She's gotta learn to keep her legs closed.
(watching Meerkat Manor)
Me: Flower's knocked up.
Mom: Again?! She's gotta learn to keep her legs closed.
shave my head
3:33am N***as:(Autoreply)
That's it! I'm done with her! Fini! The end! Over! I'm gonna shave my head, become a lesbian, and climb a mountain! So long, chum.
... You think she'll wanna come?
That's it! I'm done with her! Fini! The end! Over! I'm gonna shave my head, become a lesbian, and climb a mountain! So long, chum.
... You think she'll wanna come?
Friday, March 2, 2007
a friday night plea
7:47pm Jump***:(Autoreply)
Dear God,
please help my neighbors find something else to do tonight, so that they are not at home and are not able to play loud music. Amen
Dear God,
please help my neighbors find something else to do tonight, so that they are not at home and are not able to play loud music. Amen
being a better man
8:35am e***: (Autoreply)
its a great feeling to be driving down a road and notice there are green lights as far as you can see. nothing to stop you. i wish life were always that easy.
also, knowing that you can buy asparagus at 2 am is reassuring. wegmans: i love you. you make me want to be a better man.
its a great feeling to be driving down a road and notice there are green lights as far as you can see. nothing to stop you. i wish life were always that easy.
also, knowing that you can buy asparagus at 2 am is reassuring. wegmans: i love you. you make me want to be a better man.
Thursday, March 1, 2007
I heart Raymond Gozzi
12:38am E******n: (Autoreply)
wellllllll okayyyyyyyyyy.
does gozzi take three minute breaks all the time?
"tiimmmme for bed. but first, a three minute break."
wellllllll okayyyyyyyyyy.
does gozzi take three minute breaks all the time?
"tiimmmme for bed. but first, a three minute break."
If only we could all go to Miami
6:32pm D******n: (Autoreply)
Thursday! ACK! I have to pack for Miami!!! (which means I have to do laundry...)
Thursday! ACK! I have to pack for Miami!!! (which means I have to do laundry...)
someone took a little offense to my own away message
[last night]
1:29:05 AM i**: damn straight
1:29:07 AM i**: I'm right
1:29:19 AM e**: yea
1:29:40 AM e**: go to bed
Changed status to Away (1:37:19 AM)
Changed status to Away: go to bed. shakes fist. (1:37:20 AM)
[this afternoon]
2:17:33 PM e**: do you want me to tell you in person to go to bed?
2:17:36 PM i** (Autoreply): can you be as bold face-to-face as you are in your away messages?
2:17:37 PM e**: sheesh
1:29:05 AM i**: damn straight
1:29:07 AM i**: I'm right
1:29:19 AM e**: yea
1:29:40 AM e**: go to bed
Changed status to Away (1:37:19 AM)
Changed status to Away: go to bed. shakes fist. (1:37:20 AM)
[this afternoon]
2:17:33 PM e**: do you want me to tell you in person to go to bed?
2:17:36 PM i** (Autoreply): can you be as bold face-to-face as you are in your away messages?
2:17:37 PM e**: sheesh
Haiku
10:25am RH*************r4: (Auto-reply)
good morning, hope you slept well
have an awesome day
catch up with me later please
all vague away messages should be haikus
good morning, hope you slept well
have an awesome day
catch up with me later please
all vague away messages should be haikus
Wednesday, February 28, 2007
sleeepppp
1:55am K**4: (Autoreply)
"Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives."
...and cue the insanity
"Dreaming permits each and every one of us to be quietly and safely insane every night of our lives."
...and cue the insanity
nice metaphors here...
12:12pm Rose*******: (Autoreply)
oyoyoyoy....mountains of work, puddles of time: not a good combination!
leave a good one, i'll need a distraction
oyoyoyoy....mountains of work, puddles of time: not a good combination!
leave a good one, i'll need a distraction
Quoting
8:45am Mik**30 (Autoreply):
"...you could always fall back on your degree in... Communications!! Oh, dear Lord!"
"I know, phony major! I learned nothing, NOTHING!"
"...you could always fall back on your degree in... Communications!! Oh, dear Lord!"
"I know, phony major! I learned nothing, NOTHING!"
Tuesday, February 27, 2007
Computer Programmers will get this one...
6:44:40 PM xplo******rt (Autoreply):
{
cout << "Relaxing." << endl;
cin >> finally
}
{
cout << "Relaxing." << endl;
cin >> finally
}
Don't lie, you check them
Hello, my name is Maggie.
And yes, I am an Away Message Checker.
Aren't we all? We're all curious as to what our friends/family/neighbors are doing with their lives and we just want them to post it online in the form of an away message.
There's so much you can tell from an away message. You can tell who's happy, who's sad, who just got dumped. It's an art, really.
I created this blog to celebrate that art.
I've changed the screennames of those who's away messages I use, but, they are brilliant in their own right. Whether a joke, a tear, or a smile is meant, each away message is unique.
So here's to being away from the computer.
Creativity is encouraged.
And yes, I am an Away Message Checker.
Aren't we all? We're all curious as to what our friends/family/neighbors are doing with their lives and we just want them to post it online in the form of an away message.
There's so much you can tell from an away message. You can tell who's happy, who's sad, who just got dumped. It's an art, really.
I created this blog to celebrate that art.
I've changed the screennames of those who's away messages I use, but, they are brilliant in their own right. Whether a joke, a tear, or a smile is meant, each away message is unique.
So here's to being away from the computer.
Creativity is encouraged.
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