John Doe a.d.i.d.a.s. -- all day i dream about sandwiches.
Jane Doe doesn't think it should be 'snowing' in Texas this late in the year. Especially when lately the temperatures have been in the 80's.
Jane Doe "No baby Youuuuuuur Toxic."
John Doe Anyone else think Megan Fox is kinda gross and lame?
John Doe likes things #82: action movies that take place at Christmas time, i.e. Die Hard, Lethal Weapon, and Die Hard 2.
Jane Doe feels like she was hit by a truck she wasn't actually hit by a truck ...ha.
Jane Doe I finally deleted you...... now I need to delete you out of my head...
Jane Doe is happy that I can't eat meat on Friday right now... I can indulge in sushi and some BAD MOTHA' shrimp tonight :).
Jane Doe is standing 20 feet from Prince watching his sound check!
John Doe asks are you real to me? Or are you non-dairy creamer?
Jane Doe i don't believe you...
John Doe i just watched on youtube kelly clarkson winning american idol, singing a moment like this, and i started crying... here in the office... haha. yes. i'm THAT lame. thank god tom or rachel didn't walk through...haha.
John Doe sucks at Chess with Friends. No friend of Chess with Friends, this guy.
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I do not own any of these photos (unless otherwise noted), they belong to the copyright owners, and are all attributed back to the owner's flickr accounts.
The juxtaposition of both though, is uniquely mine.
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