Bubba Gump

Jane Doe is forrest, forrest gump.

Bubba Gump, originally uploaded by tboard.

Christmas Shopping in Oxford Street

Jane Doe getting close to finishing her Christmas shopping...getting it all organized!!

Christmas Shopping in Oxford Street, originally uploaded by Cristiano Betta.

Fastball

John Doe is amped to see Fastball tonight and thrilled to host Alice's Restaurant tomorrow!

Fastball, originally uploaded by Beth and Christian.

In-n-Out Burgers

John Doe is hurting less from the mountains of burger in his stomach.

In-n-Out Burgers, originally uploaded by joyosity.

GO AWAY!

John Doe is annoyed by all the status messages of people being off for the long weekend, home for Thanksgiving, etc.

GO AWAY!, originally uploaded by Sister72.

Misleading

Jane Doe slept terribly and is sad she is sick for break- why?! Stupid throat!

Misleading advertising claim: "Craven A will not affect your throat", originally uploaded by Dominic's pics.

Mustang

Jane Doe found the perfect car: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwBE1l6QexU&eurl=http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/search?updated-max=2008-11-19T09%3A33%3A00-05%3A00&max-res.

Mustang SVT Cake, originally uploaded by emilywjones.

Roadkill

Jane Doe is looking SO forward to driving home in her car with a cat and two dogs. At least the puppy (who is 90lbs) will be sedated.

Roadkill, originally uploaded by schoschie.

bolt

John Doe is bark bark bark Bolt 3D.

CAT bolt, originally uploaded by vagawi.

God's Ark of Safety

John Doe is not used to this much rain anymore. Should someone be building an ark?

God's Ark of Safety, originally uploaded by badlogik.

Jason Arnott

John Doe is bored... needs a job... fuckin stars.

Jason Arnott, originally uploaded by canyonero.

Gas Prices

John Doe is excited for April when, if the current rate continues, gas will be free.

Gas Prices, originally uploaded by ReneS.

cutest elf ever

John Doe is dancing with my seh-elf.

cutest elf ever, originally uploaded by bunnyandcoco.

High Fidelity

John Doe can't believe he hadn't seen High Fidelity beginning to end until tonight.

High Fidelity, originally uploaded by mrbill.

Lost

Jane Doe should probably mention that she can't find her cell phone, and hasn't been able to for a week or so now.

Lost: Slice Of Bread, originally uploaded by jaqian.

The Band

John Doe wants to play sleigh ride with his band friends.

The Band, originally uploaded by daveparker.

10/365: Socks and Dogs

John Doe has cold feet, in a literal way.

10/365: Socks and Dogs, originally uploaded by Ingorrr.

Ready to Bitch Slap You

Jane Doe needs to slap you right now for medical purposes.

Ready to Bitch Slap You, originally uploaded by Jayel Aheram.

Shut up!

Jane Doe needs to slap you right now for medical purposes.

Shut up you white bitch!, originally uploaded by txd.

Antibiotics and pain killers

Jane Doe now understands why and how people get addicted to pain killers. Making delicious pie and HOME tomorrow!!!

Antibiotics and pain killers, originally uploaded by stoic.

Punch line

John Doe hates his work friends for fucking up his Facebook... the war is on...

Punch line, originally uploaded by hypertypos.

Don't Cry Little Girl

Jane Doe 3 children hurt by other children, 1 child kicking everything in sight including people, and 1 child saying the "f" word. not the best day ever.

Don't Cry Little Girl, originally uploaded by singsing_sky.

Blizzard

Jane Doe is willing to strike a truce with The Snow...give me a clear Thanksgiving & you can snow your little heart out on the weekend!

Biggest Blizzard Ever I, originally uploaded by edenpictures.

God bless me

John Doe realizes he has the utmost blessed life.

God bless me, originally uploaded by Yuyawen＊Masako.