Hells Kitchen

RIP Wafflehouse

Salesmen

"Life is pain, Highness. Anyone who says otherwise is trying to sell you something." --Wesley, "The Princess Bride"

unoriginal

Around the house

Lyrics?

Well, I think I finally thought of how to act every time you
come around. I think I'm finally sick of faking it.

LiLo and the DUI + Coke

AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA LINDSAY LOHAN FUCKS UP AGAIN!!!

come on city of los angeles....send. her. to. prison.

more simpsons movie

"But we Americans are England's children! I know we don't call as often as we should, and we aren't as well behaved as our goody-two shoes brother, Canada. Who by the way has never had a girlfriend. (whispers) I'm just sayin'"- Homer Simpson

too much of something

passing out