*When you cry be sure to dry your eyes,
cause better days are sure to come.
And when you smile be sure to smile wide,
and don't let them know that they have won.
And when you walk, walk with pride,
and don't show the hurt inside,
because the pain will soon be gone.*
call my cell<3
What are you doing?
Tuesday, May 22, 2007
no quitting
(Autoreply):
12:54:00 PM
"No one will ever see me quit, because I simply won't. If I start something, I will finish it and do it well."
Traveling with Family
(Autoreply):
12:53:00 PM
Start spreading the news, I'm leaving today
I want to be a part of it - New York, New York
Ok, so it's only temporary this week, but I'm still going. Call my cell and keep me sane because my family is crazyyyyy.
I want to be a part of it - New York, New York
Ok, so it's only temporary this week, but I'm still going. Call my cell and keep me sane because my family is crazyyyyy.
TiVo
(Autoreply):
12:52:00 PM
I just ordered a Tivo Have no fear, VCR, I promise I'll still use you.
Watching some baseball, probably taking a nap, dinner, IDOL! GO BLAKE! (Jordin can GO too...just not as much as Blake)
Watching some baseball, probably taking a nap, dinner, IDOL! GO BLAKE! (Jordin can GO too...just not as much as Blake)
visiting grandma & nuns and some twins
(Autoreply):
12:49:00 PM
Visiting my grandma and then seeing some nuns with my twins! Yaaay!
Leaving for L.A. on Thursday, y'all.
Leaving for L.A. on Thursday, y'all.
Sunday, May 6, 2007
Approval Rating
(Autoreply):
11:56:00 PM
waiting for the day when George Bush's approval rating is a lower number than my age... it's getting close!!!
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
re runs
(Autoreply):
8:59:00 AM
Lucille: How's my son?
Doctor: He's going to be alright.
Lindsay Funke: Finally some good news from this guy.
George Michael Bluth: There's no other way to take that.
Doctor: That's a great attitude. I got to tell you, if I was getting this news, I don't know that I'd take it this well.
Lucille: But you said he was alright.
Doctor: Yes, he's lost his left hand. So he's going to be "all right."
Doctor: He's going to be alright.
Lindsay Funke: Finally some good news from this guy.
George Michael Bluth: There's no other way to take that.
Doctor: That's a great attitude. I got to tell you, if I was getting this news, I don't know that I'd take it this well.
Lucille: But you said he was alright.
Doctor: Yes, he's lost his left hand. So he's going to be "all right."
ladies night--rent
(Autoreply):
8:58:00 AM
We don't need any money
I always get in for free
You can get in too
If you get in with me
Let's go out tonight
I have to go out tonight
You wanna play?
Let's run away
Ladies night!!
I always get in for free
You can get in too
If you get in with me
Let's go out tonight
I have to go out tonight
You wanna play?
Let's run away
Ladies night!!
Monday, March 26, 2007
heart
(Autoreply):
1:55:00 AM
things that have come from my job:
- a heart condition
- me having to use sleeping pills to fall asleep
ha, i think i need a new career
- a heart condition
- me having to use sleeping pills to fall asleep
ha, i think i need a new career
Sunday, March 25, 2007
all that is now
(Autoreply):
8:04:00 PM
All that is now
All that is gone
All that's to come
and everything under the sun is in tune
but the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
All that is gone
All that's to come
and everything under the sun is in tune
but the sun is eclipsed by the moon.
I swear
(Autoreply):
8:03:00 PM
I swear I didn't mean for it to feel like this.
Like every inch of me is bruised.
Like every inch of me is bruised.
liturgical dance
(Autoreply):
8:01:00 PM
this morning liturgical dance with accompany my solo. hmmm here goess
show me
(Autoreply):
8:00:00 PM
Now it seems to me
That you know just what to say
Words are only words
Can you show me something else?
That you know just what to say
Words are only words
Can you show me something else?
belly dancing
(Autoreply):
7:59:00 PM
finished my first belly dancing lesson...
yeah, white people/asians need to learn how to use their hips
yeah, white people/asians need to learn how to use their hips
bars?
(Autoreply):
7:59:00 PM
anyone wanna hit the bars a little later? After all, Sunday is the new Saturday
note to self
(Autoreply):
7:58:00 PM
note to self: be more careful when shaving your throat/neck next time. When you get too low and accidently shave off the top bit of your chest hair, it really itches for weeks. you boob.
teach you how to swim
(Autoreply):
7:57:00 PM
and i'll teach you how to swim
if you turn the bad in me into good again
if you turn the bad in me into good again
Thursday, March 22, 2007
thermodynamic equation
(Autoreply):
9:35:00 PM
If you are not a thermodynamic equation or function, I don't know you.
I have a pchem test on Friday.
I have a pchem test on Friday.
upon a star
(Autoreply):
9:34:00 PM
someday i'll wish upon a star and wake where the clouds are far behind me. where trouble melts like lemon drops high above the chimney topsthat's where you'll find me.
i quit
(Autoreply):
9:33:00 PM
i quit. I'm going to bed. I am going to be soooo dang busy from now until the end of the school year. stinky poo
lose it all
(Autoreply):
9:33:00 PM
You can lose all your money
You can lose all your gold
You can never lose your heart
You can never lose your soul
You can lose all your gold
You can never lose your heart
You can never lose your soul
dreams
(Autoreply):
9:32:00 PM
The best reason for having dreams is that in dreams no reasons are necessary...
week from hell
(Autoreply):
9:31:00 PM
And the week from hell continues to hit the four of us. I'd like just one day this week where shit doesnt go down around here.
God and love
(Autoreply):
9:29:00 PM
Nothing is more practical than finding God,that is, falling in love
in a quite absolute, final way.
What you are in love with,
what seizes your imagination,
will affect everything.
It will decide what will get you out of bed in the morning, what you will do with your evenings, how you will spend your weekends, what you read,
who you know, what breaks your heart, and what amazes you with joy and gratitude.
Fall in love,stay in love, and it will decide everything.
in a quite absolute, final way.
What you are in love with,
what seizes your imagination,
will affect everything.
It will decide what will get you out of bed in the morning, what you will do with your evenings, how you will spend your weekends, what you read,
who you know, what breaks your heart, and what amazes you with joy and gratitude.
Fall in love,stay in love, and it will decide everything.
we were walking
(Autoreply):
9:26:00 PM
I remember one time we were walking. I dont remember where and I don't remember when. I don't even remember the season. I just know that was the first time I felt like I belonged someplace.
Wednesday, March 21, 2007
test taking
(Autoreply):
11:38:00 PM
For those of you that know me and know me well:
I have this annoying little habit or rushing through exams (present since Kindergarden). I e-mail my professor curious as to why I do not have a mid-term grade. His reply? He would not be able to give me a passing grade because I completely SKIPPED an entire part of the mid-term. Thank God he realized that I did not to this on purpose.
Needless to say, Danny Brown currently rocks my world.
I have this annoying little habit or rushing through exams (present since Kindergarden). I e-mail my professor curious as to why I do not have a mid-term grade. His reply? He would not be able to give me a passing grade because I completely SKIPPED an entire part of the mid-term. Thank God he realized that I did not to this on purpose.
Needless to say, Danny Brown currently rocks my world.
no one else
(Autoreply):
11:32:00 PM
you decide how much faith people have in you... no one else has that power
free coffee
(Autoreply):
9:22:00 AM
obviously, free coffee takes precedence over everything else.
including, but not limited to, showering, shaving, and schoolwork.
including, but not limited to, showering, shaving, and schoolwork.
Adam and Eve
(Autoreply):
9:20:00 AM
I feel like Adam when he said to Eve, `Back up, I don't know how big this gets.
Tuesday, March 20, 2007
I'm a pyro
(Autoreply):
10:34:00 PM
Somethings I learned today...
1. Strike-on-the-box matches light the same as matches from a book.
2. If you hold both a box match and book match straight up, the book match will burn itself out much sooner than the box match will.
3. Matches from a box smell up a room more than using just a lighter.
and 3 reasons I'm a pyro...
(same as above)
1. Strike-on-the-box matches light the same as matches from a book.
2. If you hold both a box match and book match straight up, the book match will burn itself out much sooner than the box match will.
3. Matches from a box smell up a room more than using just a lighter.
and 3 reasons I'm a pyro...
(same as above)
sleep, and a possitive attitude
(Autoreply):
10:16:00 PM
Where did you go Schiss???? Sleeping now, with the hopes that tomorrow is going to be a very good day.
arnold calls vaginas
(Autoreply):
10:14:00 PM
"So, what do you call a vagina Arnold?"
"I call a taxi, so I could roll over and go to sleep"
"I call a taxi, so I could roll over and go to sleep"
goodnight
(Autoreply):
10:13:00 PM
and when it seems like it just can't get any worse, the sun comes up. goodnight!
make you understand
(Autoreply):
10:12:00 PM
-How far do I have to go to make you understand
I wanna make this work so much it hurts-
I wanna make this work so much it hurts-
passin' through
(Autoreply):
10:11:00 PM
I think about the years I spent, just passin through, I'd like to have the time I lost and give it back to you...but you'd just smile and take my hand, you've been there you understand, it's all part of a grander plan, that is comin true...
oranges and ciggarettes
(Autoreply):
10:09:00 PM
They gave me oranges and cigarettes,
and I never saw that girl again
and I never saw that girl again
failing miserably
(Autoreply):
10:07:00 PM
"Those who dare to fail miserably can achieve greatly."
here's to failing miserably!
here's to failing miserably!
hate my job
(Autoreply):
10:06:00 PM
i hate my job so much
so so so so so so much
but it is great after such a terrible night to come home to something like this:
j******: you know, i just wanted to let you know that I thought about you today....today at my clinical for nursing school one of my patients had a grapefruit size scrotum and it just reminded me of all the sex talks we had related to my sex class....
man, i miss you kids
so so so so so so much
but it is great after such a terrible night to come home to something like this:
j******: you know, i just wanted to let you know that I thought about you today....today at my clinical for nursing school one of my patients had a grapefruit size scrotum and it just reminded me of all the sex talks we had related to my sex class....
man, i miss you kids
Self-Esteem and ID Cards
(Autoreply):
6:54:00 AM
Why are the most important things so small and easy to lose- like id cards and keys and self-esteem?
Ricky Martin
(Autoreply):
6:53:00 AM
One of the few things I hate more than Ricky Martin is waking up to the smell of cigarette smoke accompanied by Ricky Martin.
Elliot Yamin
(Autoreply):
6:52:00 AM
It's Elliott Yamin Day!!
...I haven't been this excited since Carrie Underwood Day.
...I haven't been this excited since Carrie Underwood Day.
Monday, March 19, 2007
sleep with the gods
(Autoreply):
9:34:00 PM
hey i'm tired. even gods have to sleep sometimes. sheesh.
three-way tie on Jeopardy
(Autoreply):
8:33:00 PM
anyone else looking forward to the conclusion of the first ever three way tie on jeopardy?
couch, and mac n' cheese
(Autoreply):
8:33:00 PM
couch, mac & cheese, will smith
that's all i need for this evening
that's all i need for this evening
work pattern
(Autoreply):
8:32:00 PM
i seem to be having a hard time getting back into the school work pattern.....
dragging your butt
(Autoreply):
6:37:00 AM
it's dragging you butt out of bed that's the hardest part.
my dreams, riverbend
(Autoreply):
6:33:00 AM
why must all my dreams extend just around the riverbend?
case of the mondays
(Autoreply):
4:32:00 AM
"But, Mom! I don't WANT to go to school today!"
...back to classes
...back to classes
sleep for school
(Autoreply):
4:31:00 AM
back to bed....
hopefully i feel better for school tomorrow.
hopefully i feel better for school tomorrow.
dry your eyes
(Autoreply):
4:30:00 AM
*When you cry be sure to dry your eyes,
cause better days are sure to come.
And when you smile be sure to smile wide,
and don't let them know that they have won.
And when you walk, walk with pride,
and don't show the hurt inside,
because the pain will soon be gone.*
call my cell<3
cause better days are sure to come.
And when you smile be sure to smile wide,
and don't let them know that they have won.
And when you walk, walk with pride,
and don't show the hurt inside,
because the pain will soon be gone.*
call my cell<3
noreaster
(Autoreply):
4:14:00 AM
well, our 6 hour trip home turned into a 48 hour one.... so now i'm showering and sleeping all day...
little sis
(Autoreply):
4:04:00 AM
ro**: um have you ever seen talk sex with sue johanson
RH**: yeah
ro**: um watch tonight at 12
ro**: cause i am the second question!!
RH**: what did you ask
ro**: um i asked
ro**: if i was pregnant and swallowed semen would my baby eat it
ro**: it was SO GOOD
ro**: please watch!! hahahaha
RH**: oh god i'm going to record it and show it to mom
ro**: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[my lil sis, aka mallory from albany]
RH**: yeah
ro**: um watch tonight at 12
ro**: cause i am the second question!!
RH**: what did you ask
ro**: um i asked
ro**: if i was pregnant and swallowed semen would my baby eat it
ro**: it was SO GOOD
ro**: please watch!! hahahaha
RH**: oh god i'm going to record it and show it to mom
ro**: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[my lil sis, aka mallory from albany]
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