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Monday, June 8, 2009

Facebook Friends ?

Weeding out my friend list. If we don't really know each other, you're probably next. And no, I don't feel guilty. I feel GOOD.

Facebook Friends ?, originally uploaded by jurvetson.

vegetarian welcome

"Nothing will benefit human health and increase chances for survival of life on earth as much as the evolution to a vegetarian diet." Albert Einstein.

vegetarian welcome, originally uploaded by randomidea.

Dung Beetle Fury

"it is better to aim for the stars and miss then to aim at a pile of dung and hit." - Thomas Wood, Pyrojuggler

Dung Beetle Fury, originally uploaded by roblerner.


As Women we naturally walk in disguise! Our talents and strengths most often hidden and masked behind a lady like smile! What we possess is revealed as we are faced with heavy decisions & tough challenges in life! - JA


I have a tendency to make people hate me... then again, what do I know, no one tells me anything.

End-Hate, originally uploaded by -Marlith-.


On Mondays I should receive a fresh supply of lemons to freshen up my vodka.

Lemons!!, originally uploaded by visualdensity.

Fun at sea

I'm on a boat, it's a big blue watery road... Sailing on Champlain

Fun at sea, originally uploaded by wili_hybrid.

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Stacked perfume

Lady who sat next to me at the airport clearly bathed in cheap perfume. I wonder how bad she NORMALLY smells if she needs that much perfume.

Stacked perfume, originally uploaded by Spigoo.

Dave Matthews Band

dave matthews saturday night my high school was obsessed with him, now that its blown over I feel like I can finally go enjoy him in concert

Dave Matthews Band, originally uploaded by Shazari.

a way to a healthy life

I've come to realize I pay my Gym every month like an ex-husband whom I'd want to take the kids and never want to contact.

Monday, June 1, 2009


Gettin' paid today. Yesssssssssss.

Money, originally uploaded by AMagill.

stabbed in the back

John Doe weird dream i got stabbed by spencer pratt last night, pressed charges and won a million off a settlement... like i said, weird dream

Traffic in LA

Instead of the subway the LA version of bumping into an old friend is pulling up next to them on Cahuenga. However conversation is limited.

Traffic in LA, originally uploaded by ngader.

Friday, May 22, 2009

Cupcake Bowl

Jane Doe ask me why I brought cupcakes. . .

Cupcake Bowl XLI, originally uploaded by Joe Shlabotnik.

exhausted on the beach

John Doe is suuuuper jealous of people who come into work smelling like sunscreen with a beach bag

exhausted on the beach, originally uploaded by noborder network.

Plugged into dialysis

"Kidney dialysis! What is this, the Dark Ages?"

Plugged into dialysis, originally uploaded by newslighter.

Health insurance

Would like health insurance..

Health insurance, originally uploaded by Vick the Viking.

Chevy Pick-Up

has out smarted the Chevy Dealership, try charging 600 dollars for a 170 part! hahahahahah

1961 Chevy Pick-Up Truck, originally uploaded by Tony the Misfit.


there's nothing like a nice, fresh, 85-page document fresh off the laser printer. mmm, the smell of chemicals.

so much red, originally uploaded by kvanhorn.

Garfield and Friend...

Jane Doe garfield and friends. lessons for life.

Garfield and Friend..., originally uploaded by Đˆerry.

Friday, April 3, 2009

Message from Maggie

Hey ya'll,
I've been slacking on this blog, I know I know. Life gets away from you sometimes. My new goal is to update this a couple times a week, so be on the lookout for new posts every couple of days.


Late for Work

John Doe got up today, thinking it was saturday. Therefore, he was an hour late to work.

Late for Work / Tarde pa'l trabajo, originally uploaded by Eneas.

So Gay For Marriage

John Doe Someone please explain to me how Iowa became more progressive than California? http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090403/ap_on_re_us/iowa_gay_marriage.

So Gay For Marriage, originally uploaded by CarbonNYC.

A bride

Jane Doe woah.........I'm getting married in less then five hours......breathe angie breathe.

A bride_[hdr], originally uploaded by _neona_.

Bring May Flowers

Jane Doe they sure were right about those April showers!

09 04 03, originally uploaded by mattjiggins.

no pooping!

John Doe #followfriday makes me feel warm. Now I have to go follow my dog and pick up his poop which makes my hand feel warm.

no pooping!, originally uploaded by johannal.


Jane Doe owns the world's squeakiest kitten. Anyone got any WD40?

WD-40_fun, originally uploaded by ocean yamaha.

The Big Apple is dangerous!

Jane Doe heading to the big apple in a few, it'll be nice to feel at home again :-).

The Big Apple is dangerous!, originally uploaded by srboisvert.

Cuddle Bunnies

Jane Doe is disgusted with people who use pet names for their other half. Barf.

Cuddle Bunnies, originally uploaded by CarbonNYC.


John Doe Sitting at home, 500 yards from the Binghamton hostage situation.


Jane Doe is on-air for 50 HOUR STRAIGHT. 91.7 FM and vicradio.org.

DJ, originally uploaded by akuepper.

Guess where I am?

Jane Doe hates her doctors office.

The last of the puppies

Jane Doe needs a puppy.

The last of the puppies, originally uploaded by basykes.

Red plaster socks

Jane Doe is spending the night on her couch with beer and the red sox.

Red plaster socks, originally uploaded by ItzaFineDay.

Avalanche Andre

John Doe ..that is pouring like an avalanche, coming down the mountain.

Avalanche Andre part deux, originally uploaded by Andre Charland.

Heart Attack

Jane Doe is having small, silent heart attacks.

Hosp_1011, originally uploaded by Bludgeoner86.

Two Surfers

Jane Doe wants to get out of this office and go for a really long swim in the ocean...

Two Surfers, originally uploaded by MikeFinkelstein.

Chicago Skyline

John Doe beautiful view of the Chicago skyline! chillin' in O'Hare anticipating a weekend of music, friendship, and harmony back on South Hill!

Chicago Skyline, originally uploaded by jadell.

Monday, March 30, 2009

Light at the end of tunnel

John Doe I'm getting excited about the end, but I'm not excited that it is the end, and I pray that it won't be.

Light at the end of tunnel, originally uploaded by Jsome1.

Having screwdrivers

John Doe i started my truck with a screw driver... go me.

Old Photo

John Doe going through old photos and is feeling sentimental.

Old Photo, originally uploaded by zanaceabuna75.

Stick a fork in me, I'm done

Jane Doe Dear Monday, Are you done yet? Sincerely, Jane.

Steak: After, originally uploaded by basheertome.

Snow in Spring

Jane Doe is mocking today's pitiful attempt at snow, knowing that the rest of the week is bringing 50s temps!!! Bring on Spring!!!

Snow in Spring, originally uploaded by David Pfeffer.

Method Man, Warming Up

John Doe has a method to his madness.

Method Man, Warming Up, originally uploaded by adam.riggall.


Jane Doe just spent hours making a cake and some cupcakes for John's B-Day Party...I think I may have went overboard...oops!

cupcakes, originally uploaded by miss karen.

Friday, March 27, 2009


John Doe a.d.i.d.a.s. -- all day i dream about sandwiches.

sandwich, originally uploaded by dvs.

Snow War I

Jane Doe doesn't think it should be 'snowing' in Texas this late in the year. Especially when lately the temperatures have been in the 80's.

The Flickr Snow War I, originally uploaded by Hamed Saber.


Jane Doe "No baby Youuuuuuur Toxic."

Toxic, originally uploaded by John-Morgan.

Foxy Meg

John Doe Anyone else think Megan Fox is kinda gross and lame?

megan-fox-10120801, originally uploaded by aznviolaguy.

30 Rock

Jane Doe is lizzing.

30 Rock, originally uploaded by Joe Shlabotnik.


John Doe likes things #82: action movies that take place at Christmas time, i.e. Die Hard, Lethal Weapon, and Die Hard 2.

070622_0036.jpg, originally uploaded by yon_demon.

How this works:

I change all the names associated with each message. No one gave me permission to use them, these are all posted on sites like Facebook, Myspace, or AIM that use status updates or away messages for friends and family to see.
I do not own any of these photos (unless otherwise noted), they belong to the copyright owners, and are all attributed back to the owner's flickr accounts.

The juxtaposition of both though, is uniquely mine.

To send me an e-mail send it to: maggie [dot] brockmann [at] gmail [dot] com.


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