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Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Dr. Spaceman

Tracy: Doctor Spaceman, when they check my DNA, will they tell me what diseases I might get, or help me to remember my ATM pin code?

Dr. Spaceman: Absolutely. Science is whatever we want it to be. I'll let you know as soon as we have the results.

Tracy: I already know the results, the kid is not mine!

Dr. Spaceman: Boy, it's crazy to think we used to settle questions of paternity by dunking a woman in water until she admitted she made it all up. Different time, the '60s.

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